SELECT * Developer T-Shirt
`SELECT *` returns every column in a table. Quick for inspecting what's there, and a known liability in production.
It pulls columns you don't need, breaks when the schema shifts, and hides intent from the next person reading the query. Fine at the console, worth replacing with an explicit column list anywhere that ships.
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The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, particularly in lighter colours or bright lighting.
Printed on demand — each piece is made to order.
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