SELECT * Developer T-Shirt (SQL Edition — Dark Mode)
A clean tribute to the query that started it all:
SELECT *
This Dark Mode tee celebrates the universal symbol of “I'll refine it later,” beloved by database beginners and seasoned engineers alike. Instantly recognisable, quietly humorous, and perfect for anyone who has ever promised to add the column list “in the final version.”
Soft, durable, and ideal for deep-focus querying, schema spelunking, or debating performance plans over coffee.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear subtly see-through under certain lighting conditions.
Printed on demand — simple, direct, and ready to return all rows.
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